rachelgreens:

#actually offended that glee didn’t do this song in their spanish episode

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

“One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.”

John Green (via asdfghjkllove)

geanie23:

magic-disney:

shield-maiden-for-christ:

moistplinth03:

picture-of-sophisticated-grace:

No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.
Best One Yet

I love these transitional gifs

BEST ONE YET

YAS

spokenunspoken:

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

It scares me how accurate this is.

foshoitsnikki:

He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.

sharkmeidos:

I’m tired and I

Want to go to bed

moistpits:

moistpits:

i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

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hey look its me

jeanmarcobetogetherplease:

lambo-san:

cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

Wow what a dick

everyonelovesrobots:

disneymoviesandfacts:

Bo Peep was omitted from Toy Story 3 because her surviving the incinerator was deemed highly unlikely as she was made of porcelain.

fUCK OFF

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

“I forgot what I sent you”

ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

Hayley Williams singing “Sugar, We’re Goin Down” with Fall Out Boy

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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