fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

englishbreakfasts:

englishbreakfasts:

omg ok well while i was home from university this weekend i stumbled across an old photo album and found pictures from a job I did when I was in like 5th or 6th grade and I remember the shoot being pretty long, like 4 or 5 days, and just being in love with the girl who played my sister. All i really remember was that it was her first acting gig and she was from Kentucky but I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL NOW THAT IT WAS JENNIFER LAWRENCE OH MY GOD I KNEW HER BEFORE SHE WAS FAMOUS WORSHIP ME PEOPLE WORSHIP ME

if you’re going to reblog a picture of jennifer lawrence at this time, let it be this one. Look, she’s reading harry potter, and 12 year old me is looking at her like the sun shines out of her ass.

zdentis:

YOU DO NOT JUST “GET OVER” SELF ESTEEM ISSUES

YOU DO NOT JUST “GET OVER” SELF ESTEEM ISSUES

YOU DO NOT JUST “GET OVER” SELF ESTEEM ISSUES

  • YOU DO NOT JUST “GET OVER” SELF ESTEEM ISSUES
  • Y͞O̵U͟ ̧DO̡ ̨N̕O̸T ͡J͢US͡T̨ “GET O̵V̢ER͘” S̡ĘLF ҉E̢STE͢EM ͟ISS͘U͘ES
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You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.

allteensrelate:

parkingstrange:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

lucifersblognow:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE MY WATERFALL

BECAUSE IT SUCKS DICK

sorry, but i really had to wake you. see, i decided i must ride you ‘till i break you.

beavercop:

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)