automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

  • Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

    MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

  •  1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  •   2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  •   3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  •   4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  •   5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  •   6. What are you excited for?
  •   7. What happened tonight?
  •   8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  •   9. Is confidence cute?
  •   10. What is the last beverage you had?
  •   11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  •   12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  •   13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  •   14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  •   15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  •   16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  •   17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  •   18. The last time you felt broken?
  •   19. Have you had sex today?
  •   20. Are you starting to realize anything?
  •   21. Are you in a good mood?
  •   22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  •   23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  •   24. What do you want right this second?
  •   25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  •   26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  •   27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  •   28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  •   29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  •   30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  •   31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  •   32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  •   33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
  •   34. Listening to?
  •   35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  •   36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  •   37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  •   38. Who did you last call?
  •   39. Who was the last person you danced with?
  •   40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  •   41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  •   42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  •   43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  •   44. Do you tan in the nude?
  •   45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  •   46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  •   47. Who was the last person to call you?
  •   48. Do you sing in the shower?
  •   49. Do you dance in the car?
  •   50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  •   51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  •   52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  •   53. Is Christmas stressful?
  •   54. Ever eat a pierogi?
  •   55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  •   56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  •   57. Do you believe in ghosts?
  •   58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  •   59. Take a vitamin daily?
  •   60. Wear slippers?
  •   61. Wear a bath robe?
  •   62. What do you wear to bed?
  •   63. First concert?
  •   64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  •   65. Nike or Adidas?
  •   66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  •   67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  •   68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  •   69. Ever take dance lessons?
  •   70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  •   71. Can you curl your tongue?
  •   72. Ever won a spelling bee?
  •   73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  •   74. What is your favorite book?
  •   75. Do you study better with or without music?
  •   76. Regularly burn incense?
  •   77. Ever been in love?
  •   78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  •   79. What was the last concert you saw?
  •   80. Hot tea or cold tea?
  •   81. Tea or coffee?
  •   82. Favorite type of cookie?
  •   83. Can you swim well?
  •   84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  •   85. Are you patient?
  •   86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  •   87. Ever won a contest?
  •   88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  •   89. Which are better black or green olives?
  •   90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  •   91. Best room for a fireplace?
  •   92. Do you want to get married?

theweedteacher:

sammymanny15:

Hangin’ out
Down the street

They’re so fucking baked

clandestinicious:

the-dream-operator:

clandestinicious:

this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable

"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine

well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about

jl7299:

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.

Someone drew that intentionally.

multifandamns:

I think we can all agree that Misha Collins is the most amazing person to ever walk on the face of this earth

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

jennloves:

Esteban…..

octopluss:

drragonss:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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WHY ARE PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN AUGUST YET

the keyword is ‘soon’

requested by anonymous

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

yousexybastardsamwinchester:

dramaticmusicaltypeperson:

obsessedwhat:

gillasue345:

bananadaiquiri:

I think I have a kid.

Dean and Lisa had their fling in August 1998. Ben was born May 1999. 9 months later. 9.

Bless this post

BIKER’S KID MY ASS

I love how he just quietly counts and then freaks the fuck out

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”