Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
one of my favorite ron swanson lines
No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.Best One Yet
I love these transitional gifs
BEST ONE YET
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
It scares me how accurate this is.
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
I’m tired and I
Want to go to bed
i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
hey look its me
cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD
Wow what a dick
Bo Peep was omitted from Toy Story 3 because her surviving the incinerator was deemed highly unlikely as she was made of porcelain.
no one ever likes me as much as i like them